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callme-snorlax:

troll master - over  9000

What's wrong with our society.

Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO

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Sooo True. Reminds me of Camille Galanto :p

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Anonymous asked: You are one of the most beautiful girl I have ever met. Your personality beats your beauty by a long shot. You are just all around amazing. Anyone who knows you is lucky to have met such a wonderful girl. I know I'm blessed to have met you. You have a bright future and I wish you well in whatever you do in life. Stay cool!

Thanks! :) Who is this?

thehilariousblog:

this blog is hilarious!

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cpangannn:

Rhobbyn & I! (Taken with instagram)

I love corndogs!!! Mmmm

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jaycakes:

Ways to make her happy:

• Make her feel that everyday is valentines day.
• Only LIE to her if it involves SURPRISING her.
• Get to know and get along with her FRIENDS and FAMILY. Show her you want to be a part of her LIFE.
• send her a cute goodnight text while she’s sleeping so she wakes up with a smile on her face.
• Kiss her on the forehead.
• just make her your only girl, they want to know you love only them, show her
• Have those “I LOVE YOU MORE” fights with her.
• Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
• Play with her FINGERS, she loves the way your hand touches hers.
• TELL her all your SWEET MEMORIES together. It will make her smile that you remember the moments you’re together.
• Express that you miss her when you’re apart .
• treat her like gravity. You fall for her everyday.
• Buy her a single rose instead of a dozen
• Just be with her and don’t break her heart ♥

someday!

himikee:

mmm, my favorite. <3

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fuckyeahragetoons:

dove chocolate